hello kitty

  • allison: do you think i can pull off hello kitty?
  • erika: yeah! you AND sylvia.
  • marlene: haha whats that suppose to mean?
  • sylvia: cause i love cats!

1 notes // May 4, 2010 @ 9:43 pm // permalink

well, thats a weird place to put a piano

  • 1: what? *looks*
  • 2: *zzzz*

0 notes // April 10, 2010 @ 11:28 pm // permalink

weak but effective

  • him: why are you stacking the plates right there?
  • me: so i dont have to bend over again and again, just once. (to put them on the bottom)
  • him: thats what she said
  • me: no THATS WHAT YOU SAID
  • him: -walks away-

0 notes // December 11, 2009 @ 10:49 pm // permalink

Planetary Fail

  • Bakura: I might be your world but there are 8 others.
  • Sandra: No there's only 7, wait Pluto isn't one so there's 6.
  • Bakura: Oh yeah? Name them
  • Sandra: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Uranus, Saturn..uhh that's it?
  • Bakura: Yeah? What about Mercury, Neptune, and Venus?
  • Sandra: Wow, I'm a dumbass
  • i miss you guys ):

source: bakuraland
reblogged from bakuraland
1 notes // December 4, 2009 @ 12:20 am // permalink

We're soooo good

  • Me: hey how's that pie?
  • Sylvia: good
  • Me: good?
  • Sylvia: good...
  • Me : good!
  • Sylvia: GOOD.
  • Me: so we're good?
  • Sylvia: oh we're sooooo good.

source: hilaryisweird
reblogged from hilaryisweird
4 notes // June 26, 2009 @ 10:40 pm // permalink

take my phone away, please.

  • me: (12:19 AM) i freakin love you.
  • hilary: haha what the heck?
  • me: i, as in me. freakin, as in exagerating. love, as in care a whole lot. you, hilary higgins.
  • hilary: haha where did that come from?
  • me: from the bottom of the deepest ocean. from the tops of the highest mountain. from the depths of outer space.
  • hilary: hahahaha
  • me: hilary higgins, i wish to rent a helicopter with a speakerphone and shout my affection towards you to all of austin and wake everyone up with my love.
  • hilary: you're fucking freakin me out!
  • me: i am extremely under the influence.
  • hilary: hahaha what are you on?
  • me: i am high on love.
  • hilary: haha who do you love?
  • me: i freakin love you, we've been through this.

0 notes // May 13, 2009 @ 1:03 am // permalink

from the outside looking in, you can't understand it; from the inside looking out, you can't explain it...

  • x jessa bessa: K i'll look one secx
  • x jessa bessa: whoa that was almost sex
  • xoxosylvi: I KNOW I SAW THAT TOO haha
  • x jessa bessa: WHOA!! That was almost an intense sentence.
  • x jessa bessa: hahaha
  • xoxosylvi: it was an intense sentence.
  • x jessa bessa: True, it really was.

0 notes // May 1, 2009 @ 1:38 am // permalink

naughty typos.

  • xoxosylvi: dude im eating that spam sushi thing and it is orgasmic
  • Ohh boii hilary: yumm i want tit
  • Ohh boii hilary: tit looks so yummy
  • xoxosylvi: LOL... tit
  • Ohh boii hilary: haha yes tit
  • xoxosylvi: i love naughty typos
  • Ohh boii hilary: haha me too
  • Ohh boii hilary: like
  • Ohh boii hilary: cum over
  • Ohh boii hilary: haaahaha
  • xoxosylvi: thats not a typo ;)
  • Ohh boii hilary: oh tit wasn't a typo
  • xoxosylvi: LOL
  • xoxosylvi: i want tits too
  • Ohh boii hilary: me too
  • Ohh boii hilary: i dont have any
  • xoxosylvi: ugh me too

0 notes // January 8, 2009 @ 12:50 am // permalink

fuck mondays.

  • swisskidjames: fuck mondays.
  • xoxosylvi: i agree
  • swisskidjames: no seriously, I think god should bend monday over and tell it to get the fuck out of the week
  • xoxosylvi: then tuesday would be the new monday
  • swisskidjames: but then there would only be 6 days in a week and the world would be a better place
  • xoxosylvi: true
  • xoxosylvi: each day would have to be 4 hours longer
  • xoxosylvi: to make up for the missing day
  • swisskidjames: shit... I didn't think about that.. but that could be a good thing?
  • xoxosylvi: it is a good thing
  • xoxosylvi: there arnt enough hours in the day
  • xoxosylvi: we would have to go on a 28 hour day
  • xoxosylvi: and there would be 13:00 and 14:00
  • swisskidjames: but, would that make school longer?
  • xoxosylvi: idk maybe
  • swisskidjames: haha what a weird fucking conversation...
  • xoxosylvi: i was thinking the same thing
  • i swear, the best and weird convos come from him.

0 notes // October 20, 2008 @ 11:05 pm // permalink

sonic coney.

  • xoxosylvi: mmh omg that was good
  • swisskidjames: haha what the food, or the sex?
  • xoxosylvi: same thing
  • swisskidjames: thats gross considering you said the coney looked good earlier...
  • xoxosylvi: no wait
  • xoxosylvi: it gets better
  • xoxosylvi: while i was eating it
  • xoxosylvi: i said "omg theres so much meat in my mouth"
  • swisskidjames: haha oh god.. I wish I had been there

0 notes // October 19, 2008 @ 11:15 pm // permalink